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[bells jingling]

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[Greg] <i>The holidays
are supposed to be special,</i>

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<i>because you get to spend time
with the people you love.</i>

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- <i>But if you ask me...</i>
- [laughs]

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<i>...my family spends too much time
together as it is.</i>

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- Manny!
- Ooh.

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[Greg] <i>If you wanna hear the truth,</i>

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<i>the real meaning of the season
isn't about togetherness</i>

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<i>or any of that other corny stuff.</i>

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<i>For me, Christmas is all about the gifts.</i>

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<i>And if you're a kid,</i>

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<i>your only goal is to maximize the amount
of presents you get on the big day.</i>

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[fireworks exploding]

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<i>The problem is,
if you want a lot of gifts,</i>

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<i>you have to be good during
the whole month leading up to Christmas.</i>

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<i>And it's hard to be on your best behavior
at this time of year...</i>

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Greg.

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- [humming]
- <i>...because there are so many ways</i>

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- <i>a kid can mess up.</i>
- [groans]

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- Mom!
- [gasps]

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<i>I mean, like, so many.</i>

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Not exactly naughty, but definitely gross!

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{\an8}<i>Here's the thing.
I'm getting worried that my window</i>

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{\an8}<i>for getting quality presents on Christmas
might be starting to close,</i>

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<i>'cause I've noticed that the older
you get, the worse your gifts are.</i>

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[groans] Underwear?

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<i>So, if this is really my last chance
to get something I want,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna make sure I'm good,
so I can go out with a bang.</i>

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Boom! [cackles]

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Oh.

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Whoo! Ha! I am the lord of lights!

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Ooh! [chuckles, licks]

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- [grunting]
- [gasps, laughing]

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- What should we name him?
- Icy Osbourne. [laughs]

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Oh, snap!

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[children laughing]

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<i>♪ You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

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[Manny humming]

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<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad ♪</i>

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[both] <i>♪ Then you're in trouble deep ♪</i>

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- Yay!
- [Susan] <i>♪ So don't step out of line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter what you do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

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- Boop! [humming]
- [groans] Mom.

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<i>♪ ...misbehavin'
To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

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[Susan humming]

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[groans]
Can we please watch something more modern?

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This show is, like, a hundred years old.

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Oh, Rodrick, it's all part of the charm.

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These specials were a big part
of my holiday tradition growing up.

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<i>♪ 'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail ♪</i>

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{\an8}[Manny] Jail! [chuckles]

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<i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

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So, Mom,

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{\an8}uh, can we talk about
this video game system now?

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{\an8}- It's got the platinum omega chip--
- Oh!

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{\an8}[Greg] And the graphics are, like,
realer than real life.

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Yes, Greg,
I believe you've mentioned that.

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What are the chances of me getting it?
Like, 80%?

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Sixty-five?

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Mmm, well,
have you been good during the last year?

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The last year?

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I mean, I thought it was, like, more of
a Thanksgiving to Christmas kind of thing.

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[chuckles]
Santa doesn't take vacations, Greg.

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So, you should always be
on your best behavior.

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Yeah, well, the thing about coal
in your stocking is just a myth.

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{\an8}Trust me. I'd know.

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{\an8}[sighs] Thank you, Rodrick. Hello.

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{\an8}Can we please stay focused?

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I don't know, Greg.
Don't you already have a gaming system?

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The one I have is totally outdated.

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And if I don't get this new one,

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I won't be able to play games
with my friends.

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You do want me to have friends,
right, Mom?

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Oh, Greg. Can we just pause
this conversation for tonight

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and enjoy this holiday moment?

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- [giggles] Bye-bye, breakfast.
- Ah. [sighs] That's the spot.

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[Frank grunts, strains]

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- Ow! Hey, hey!
- [Frank] Oh.

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[groans]

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Okay,
I got three different kinds of tinsel.

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{\an8}I grabbed everything
that was on the shelf.

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{\an8}Frank, where did you find this box?

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Oh, it was, uh, in the back, under
the trash bags with the wreaths in it.

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Did I do good?

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I haven't seen this in years.

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I thought it was lost.

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Aw.

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[all scream]

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Ooh!

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What is that thing?

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This thing was a very important
part of my family's holiday tradition.

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My grandmother knitted Elfrendo herself,
using a pinch of Christmas magic.

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Elfrendo?

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That's right.
He's one of Santa's most important scouts.

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He reports directly
to the big man himself.

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So if you were to be getting that gift
that you want so badly,

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then you might wanna make sure
you don't step out of line,

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- because Santa will hear about it!
- [screams]

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Now, where's a good perch
for our little friend?

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[gasps] Oh, this should do it.

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Wait. We're--
We're keeping that thing in here?

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Of course we are, Greg.

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Elfrendo is gonna make sure
everyone's on their best behavior

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- for the next two weeks. [echoing]
- [gulps]

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[Rowley straining]

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[gasps]

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[Rowley strains, grunts]

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Can we go back inside now?

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[shivers] 'Cause it's cold out here.

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Maybe we can ask your mom
to make us hot chocolate,

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the kind with the miniature marshmallows!

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No, no, no. We're much better off outside.

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Trust me on that.

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But I don't even get
what we're doing out here.

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We're building a snowman, Rowley,
and trying to stay out of trouble.

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But, Greg,
this doesn't even look like a snowman.

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Well, this is just a base.

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Once we get this thing, like,
ten feet tall, we'll add the next level.

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But how are we gonna
get a snowball on top of this one?

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[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe we can rent a crane.

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We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

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- [groans]
- Come on, now.

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Stop standing around and help me out here.

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[Rowley grunts]

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So, are you gonna get
that video game system you want?

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- I don't know.
- [straining]

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My mom's not giving anything away,
and I've looked everywhere.

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[gasps] You look for gifts?

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But isn't that naughty?

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Hey, if they're gonna leave my presents
out where I can find them,

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then it's fair game.

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[gasps]

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You don't look for your gifts?

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All my presents come from Santa,

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and he doesn't bring them
till I'm asleep on Christmas Eve.

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[sighs] Yeah.

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So, what do you think about
this Santa Claus character anyway?

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What do you mean?

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- [snoring]
- [Greg] <i>Supposedly,</i>

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<i>he watches you when you're asleep.</i>

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- <i>I mean, it's a little creepy.</i>
- [Santa] Hmm?

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<i>Isn't a person
entitled to a little privacy?</i>

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Greg, he can hear you.

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- [Greg] And what about the bathroom?
- [cap snaps]

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<i>I mean,
shouldn't that be a protected zone?</i>

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- [screams]
- <i>What are the rules here?</i>

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He doesn't know what he's saying, Santa.

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I-- [sighs]

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I just don't like having to be good
to get something I want.

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It's a lot of work.

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But you're supposed to be good
just to be good.

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Yeah, that never really made sense to me.

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Hey, what did I say about standing around?

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Come on. Help me out here.

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[straining]

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["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

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<i>♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪</i>

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- [phone ringing]
- Oh.

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- [phone beeps]
- Hey, Tyler, sweetie. What do you need?

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- [child 1] Come on. Let's go!
- [child 2] Faster.

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[driver] Leftover chicken
is in the fridge, middle shelf.

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'Kay, honeybunches.

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Mom's gotta finish up
just one last street. Bye-bye now.

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- [phone beeps]
- [brakes hiss]

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What the heck?

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Uh, hey, kid, why don't you, uh,
get a move on?

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[wind whistles]

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[sighing] Oh, boy.

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Yep, always one of these kids every year.

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[Rowley straining]

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[strains, sighs]

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I think it's stuck on something, Greg.

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[sighs]
You're just not trying hard enough.

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Here, move out of the way.

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You gotta do it like this.

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[grunts]

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See? That got it moving.

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- [rumbling]
- Uh, Greg?

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Oh, no. Oh, man.

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We ruined the lawn.

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What are we gonna do, Greg?

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Here, here.
Help me cover it up before someone sees.

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- Um, okay.
- Hurry, hurry!

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[sighs] Okay, look, if you don't move,

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I won't be able to clear the streets
so you kids can go to school tomorrow.

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Hello? Yoo-hoo.

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Oh, that can't be good.

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[laughs] Oh, yeah!

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[gasps] It's an ambush!

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- Get her!
- [children shouting]

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[Greg, Rowley grunting]

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- Okay, there. Good as new.
- [Rowley sighs]

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You know, I think we got
a pretty good start on this snowman.

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[children shouting]

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We're never going to school!

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Stop, stop, stop it!

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Hey, what do you say we go to your place?
We can get some hot chocolate.

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Yes.

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It's this kind of teamwork that's
gonna score some major points with Santa.

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[thud]

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[screams]

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Rowley! Uh, do something?

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I got this!

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[grunting] Greg!

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Rowley!

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[screaming]

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Oh, no.

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[car alarm blaring]

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Uh-oh.

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho--</i>

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Okay, listen!

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One more snowball
and I'm calling the cops!

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- Wha--
- Huh?

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- [rumbling]
- What is that?

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- Whoa!
- Uh-oh.

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[screams]

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[all screaming]

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho ho.</i>

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[gasps]

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No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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<i>Ho ho-- Ho-Ho-Ho-- Ho.</i>

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<i>Ho-Ho-Ho.</i> [distorted] <i>Ho.</i>

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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- Of course this happens to me.
- [engine revs]

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[tires squealing]

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- Come on.
- [engine revving]

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Come on, baby.

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[clinks]

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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

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Hey, you! You! Yeah,
I see you, mister red hat, red scarf!

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Stay right where you are!

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Come on, Rowley.
We need to get out of here.

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[yelps]

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[both panting]

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Hey, Greg! I think we lost her.

239
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:40,187
[engine revs]

240
00:11:40,271 --> 00:11:42,479
Oh, you little twerps think
you can outrun me?

241
00:11:43,187 --> 00:11:45,187
[both screaming]

242
00:11:46,062 --> 00:11:48,478
[screaming continues]

243
00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:50,062
Rowley. Come on.

244
00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:51,770
We are still running.

245
00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:53,853
Hey, hey! You two, stop right there!

246
00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:55,979
- [Rowley screams]
- [Greg grunts]

247
00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:00,270
[both grunt, scream]

248
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,062
- [Greg, Rowley grunt]
- Hey!

249
00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:04,145
[both screaming]

250
00:12:04,229 --> 00:12:05,895
Whoa-- Whoa!

251
00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:09,353
- [Rowley screaming]
- Left, left! No, go right!

252
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,228
- [Rowley gasps]
- [sighs]

253
00:12:11,312 --> 00:12:14,604
[both screaming]

254
00:12:17,271 --> 00:12:18,770
[Rowley grunts]

255
00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:21,353
- [gasps]
- [tires screeching]

256
00:12:21,437 --> 00:12:23,229
[both screaming]

257
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,604
[whooshing]

258
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:28,604
What the...

259
00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:36,812
[chuckles] Gotcha.

260
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:39,771
- [Rowley whimpers, grunts]
- [Greg grunts]

261
00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:42,603
[engine revs]

262
00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:46,187
- [engine rattling]
- [Rowley whimpering]

263
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,062
- [Rowley screams]
- [chokes]

264
00:12:54,271 --> 00:12:55,312
- [Rowley screams]
- [grunts]

265
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:58,103
[both grunting]

266
00:12:58,187 --> 00:12:59,812
- [Rowley screaming]
- [grunts]

267
00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:04,312
- [both groan]
- [driver] I see you two!

268
00:13:04,396 --> 00:13:06,145
You're in big trouble!

269
00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:07,396
We gotta get out of here.

270
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:18,437
I think we should go back.
It's getting dark.

271
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,062
I'm scared, Greg.

272
00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:22,062
Are you crazy? We can't go back.

273
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,562
That snowplow lady is
probably waiting for us.

274
00:13:24,646 --> 00:13:28,062
Maybe we should go back,
so we can tell her it was an accident.

275
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,978
Don't you get it, Rowley?
We damaged government property.

276
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,645
We could go to jail for that.

277
00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:36,812
We shouldn't even go back on our street.

278
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:38,562
I can't go to jail!

279
00:13:38,646 --> 00:13:40,353
My parents would be...

280
00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,478
disappointed in me!

281
00:13:42,562 --> 00:13:43,978
Well, I can't go to jail either.

282
00:13:44,062 --> 00:13:47,562
I heard they have metal toilets,
and they're right out in the open.

283
00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:49,646
I need my privacy
when I go to the bathroom.

284
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:52,353
I can't believe this.

285
00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:54,687
I was trying so hard to be good.

286
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:57,770
Do you think you'll still
get that video game system?

287
00:13:57,854 --> 00:13:59,103
I don't know, Rowley!

288
00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:01,187
We have other things
to deal with right now.

289
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:02,979
Uh...

290
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:08,145
So I'm pretty sure the snowplow lady
didn't get a good look at us,

291
00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:10,437
but she definitely saw
what we were wearing.

292
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:12,437
So we're gonna have
to ditch this winter gear

293
00:14:12,521 --> 00:14:14,270
so no one can identify us.

294
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,853
I got these earmuffs for getting a B 
in handwriting this quarter.

295
00:14:17,937 --> 00:14:19,771
Sorry, Rowley, but this stuff's gotta go.

296
00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:22,812
Now we just need a place to ditch it.

297
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,521
Where are we gonna do that?

298
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:27,771
There.

299
00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:31,604
The dumpster?

300
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,228
Are you sure we have to do this?

301
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,562
These earmuffs are so warm and comfy.

302
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:47,479
What is it gonna be?
Cold ears? Or life behind bars?

303
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:51,437
[Rowley groans]

304
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,687
[lid creaks, slams]

305
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,021
[footsteps departing]

306
00:15:00,104 --> 00:15:02,396
[owl hooting]

307
00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:04,771
[dog barking in distance]

308
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,187
[door creaks]

309
00:15:19,771 --> 00:15:21,687
Oh, Greg! There you are.

310
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:23,895
I was starting to get worried about you.

311
00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,353
Um...

312
00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:29,979
Me and Rowley were just out
enjoying the first big snow day.

313
00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:32,437
I guess we lost track of time.

314
00:15:32,521 --> 00:15:33,812
Oh, well, that's great.

315
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,145
Where are your hat and scarf?

316
00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:36,729
Uh, I don't know.

317
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,812
I guess
I must've dropped them in the snow.

318
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,853
Oh, Greg,
your Aunt Lydia made those for you.

319
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:46,603
Well, it would break her heart
if she found out you lost them.

320
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:50,187
I'm sure they'll turn up
when the snow melts in the spring.

321
00:15:50,271 --> 00:15:52,687
Oh, someone will probably find them
before then.

322
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:56,312
And luckily for you, Aunt Lydia stitched
your name on the inside of your hat.

323
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,562
Wait. My-My name's in there?

324
00:15:58,646 --> 00:15:59,895
First and last.

325
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:04,353
So don't worry, whoever finds your things
won't have any trouble tracking you down.

326
00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:05,478
- [Greg shudders]
- Greg?

327
00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:06,645
- Uh...
- Are you okay?

328
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,853
Yeah. I think I just need
to get warmed up by the fire.

329
00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,103
Oh, there'll be plenty of time
for that later on.

330
00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:16,020
Right now,
we're going on a holiday family outing.

331
00:16:16,104 --> 00:16:19,520
But-- [scoffs]
Mom, I can't go back out there.

332
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,103
You can borrow
your father's old hat and scarf.

333
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:23,937
I don't want you catching a cold.

334
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:27,520
Guys, let's go! Holiday lights time!

335
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:30,520
- [Frank] I'll be up in a sec!
- [Rodrick] Do I have to go?

336
00:16:30,604 --> 00:16:31,521
[gasps]

337
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:38,103
[bells jingling]

338
00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:40,603
[Manny] After that I get to have the elf.

339
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:43,520
<i>♪ You know Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen ♪</i>

340
00:16:43,604 --> 00:16:46,437
<i>♪ Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen ♪</i>

341
00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:47,937
<i>♪ But do you recall
What's that? ♪</i>

342
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:49,645
- <i>♪ The most famous reindeer of all? ♪</i>
- [Manny] Look.

343
00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:50,562
Manny.

344
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:51,478
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

345
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,104
- [yawns]
- [sighs]

346
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:54,937
Guys.

347
00:16:55,021 --> 00:16:58,687
Am I the only one
with any Christmas spirit in this family?

348
00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:02,271
I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood
for Christmas carols right now.

349
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:03,895
Can we go back home now? I--

350
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,103
We're not cutting this drive short, Greg.

351
00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,270
It is our family tradition.

352
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:10,062
Whoo-hoo.

353
00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,562
Oh, Rodrick.

354
00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:13,062
[switching radio stations]

355
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:14,978
[weatherperson on radio]
<i>Starting late Thursday night,</i>

356
00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:17,312
<i>we're expecting a total winter whiteout
of mass--</i>

357
00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:18,728
- [radio beeps]
- Come on, Frank.

358
00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:20,937
Could you please
stop obsessing over the weather?

359
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,687
They're saying this
could be the storm of the century.

360
00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:25,187
I just wanna be prepared.

361
00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:27,978
Those weather people
are always hyping storms.

362
00:17:28,062 --> 00:17:29,896
It's what keeps them in business.

363
00:17:30,854 --> 00:17:32,270
Oh, honey.

364
00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:35,229
We gotta remember to donate
a few things for the toy drive this year.

365
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,937
- The toy drive?
- [Susan] Yes, Greg.

366
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,978
That drop box is where everyone leaves
their spare toys for needy kids.

367
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:43,687
{\an8}The toys get picked up on Christmas Eve.

368
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,187
Drop box?

369
00:17:46,604 --> 00:17:47,812
<i>What is it gonna be?</i>

370
00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:54,603
<i>Cold ears? Or life behind bars?</i> [echoing]

371
00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,687
[whimpering]

372
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,354
- [gasps]
- Mm-hmm.

373
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:01,103
[gulps]

374
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:02,895
- [dispatcher] <i>Attention, all units.</i>
- Uh...

375
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:04,853
<i>Possible suspects sighted westbound
on Surrey Street.</i>

376
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:06,062
<i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

377
00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,603
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

378
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,479
{\an8}<i>Suspect is wanted in connection
with an incident of vandalism.</i>

379
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,062
[birds chirping]

380
00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,228
Is that supposed to be us?

381
00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:22,312
Rowley, we gotta get rid of these things
before someone sees them.

382
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:24,562
[grunting]

383
00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:30,270
[grunts]

384
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:31,354
Greg.

385
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,854
There's so many of them.
What if we don't get them all?

386
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:38,729
We cannot afford
to let that happen, Rowley.

387
00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:41,395
[Rowley yelps]

388
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:43,062
What if someone
in the neighborhood saw us?

389
00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:44,145
- [laughs]
- [both yelp]

390
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:46,645
Well, hello, Greg Heffley.

391
00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:49,937
Wanna finish building me?

392
00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:53,145
[chuckles] No, thanks, Fregley.

393
00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,145
I've been out here since yesterday.

394
00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:58,478
I can't feel any of my extremities.

395
00:18:58,562 --> 00:18:59,770
[shudders]

396
00:18:59,854 --> 00:19:01,562
How'd he get in there?

397
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,187
[shushes] Keep walking.

398
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,228
Do not make eye contact.

399
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:09,229
I think my freckles might have frostbite.
[yelps]

400
00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:12,396
I don't feel good about
being so close to my house.

401
00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,687
Hey, maybe I can crash at your place
for a few days

402
00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:18,187
and wait for this whole thing
to blow over.

403
00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:21,145
But you're banned
from sleeping over at my house.

404
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,187
Remember the thing
with the chocolate pudding?

405
00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,770
- [screaming]
- [mixer whirring]

406
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,687
What? Come on, Rowley.

407
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:30,395
Your dad's probably
forgotten all about that by now.

408
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,645
No. [sighs]

409
00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:36,395
Look, Rowley, you do not know
what it's like at my house.

410
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:39,478
I've got, like, five pairs of eyes
watching my every move.

411
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:40,562
Five?

412
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,145
But there's only four other people
in your family.

413
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:47,395
Well, at least that's what it feels like.

414
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,145
But you said we don't need to worry,

415
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,728
'cause we got rid of our clothes
in that dumpster, right?

416
00:19:51,812 --> 00:19:55,229
- Oh. Yeah, about that.
- What?

417
00:19:55,896 --> 00:20:00,229
Yeah, it turns out the dumpster
is actually a toy donation bin.

418
00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:02,228
It's what?

419
00:20:02,312 --> 00:20:04,812
That means someone's
gonna find our clothes.

420
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,812
This is bad. This is ba--

421
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,520
Calm down. [chuckles]

422
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:12,187
I mean, it's not like our names
are written inside of them, right?

423
00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:16,478
But what if they find hair in our hats
and test it for DNA?

424
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:18,145
Wow. Wow, Rowley.

425
00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,228
You watch way too much television.

426
00:20:20,312 --> 00:20:22,687
Look, we'll get our clothes back
just to be safe.

427
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,937
- Okay?
- Maybe we should just turn ourselves in.

428
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:26,353
I can't live like this.

429
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,395
Breathe, Rowley.

430
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:31,271
I got everything under control.
Here's the plan.

431
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:35,228
[Greg] <i>We'll set our alarms,
so we wake up first thing in the morning.</i>

432
00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:38,603
<i>Then we'll head downtown
and grab our stuff out of that bin.</i>

433
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:42,312
<i>And we get rid of it for real this time.</i>

434
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:44,812
<i>When that's done, we are home free.</i>

435
00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:47,937
Why don't we just do it now?

436
00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:51,270
[sighs] My mom's making us build
a gingerbread house tonight,

437
00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:52,895
and I can't get out of it.

438
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:56,687
I don't know.
This plan seems kind of risky.

439
00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:58,937
Look, you gotta trust me, Rowley.

440
00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:01,104
Have I ever steered you wrong?

441
00:21:02,479 --> 00:21:03,562
A bunch of times.

442
00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:07,812
You gotta believe, Rowley.

443
00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:10,146
Come on. It's Christmastime.

444
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,729
Uh...

445
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:17,771
[sighs]

446
00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:23,937
[wind whistling]

447
00:21:26,479 --> 00:21:28,187
[weatherperson] <i>...between ten below zero</i>

448
00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:30,103
- <i>and 24 below zero.</i>
- [Manny coos, gulps]

449
00:21:30,187 --> 00:21:33,853
<i>A snow emergency is in effect,
with levels reaching well above five feet.</i>

450
00:21:33,937 --> 00:21:37,103
- Frank, can you please--
- Can't talk! Concentrating.

451
00:21:37,187 --> 00:21:38,687
Come on. Why won't this thing--

452
00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:41,103
Would you please stop obsessing
about this storm?

453
00:21:41,187 --> 00:21:42,020
[groans]

454
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:45,603
You're missing out on an authentic
holiday moment with your family.

455
00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:46,812
Manny.

456
00:21:46,896 --> 00:21:47,728
[shouts]

457
00:21:47,812 --> 00:21:50,728
Mom, how come I have to be here,
but Rodrick doesn't?

458
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:54,229
Well, I'd love for him to be here,
but I have no idea where he is.

459
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,770
It's like herding cats to get

460
00:21:56,854 --> 00:21:59,103
- everyone in this family in one place.
- [door closes]

461
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,521
Hey, look what I just found.

462
00:22:03,646 --> 00:22:05,396
Oh, I heard about that.

463
00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:09,728
Can you believe that that snowplow assault
happened on our street?

464
00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:11,353
You know, I'll bet the guys behind it

465
00:22:11,437 --> 00:22:13,478
were a couple of those
rotten Whirley Street kids.

466
00:22:13,562 --> 00:22:16,395
They're always coming into
our neighborhood and stirring up trouble.

467
00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:18,728
Yeah, but the Whirley Street kids
wouldn't do something so bold

468
00:22:18,812 --> 00:22:20,478
in broad daylight.

469
00:22:20,562 --> 00:22:24,770
No, no.
These two look like hardened criminals.

470
00:22:24,854 --> 00:22:26,853
[scoffs] I could take 'em.

471
00:22:26,937 --> 00:22:29,062
Ooh, it looks like
they're offering a reward

472
00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:31,103
for more information
that leads to their capture.

473
00:22:31,187 --> 00:22:33,770
Yep. And I'm gonna claim it.

474
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,103
It's how I'm paying
for your Christmas gifts.

475
00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:39,353
Mom? Mom? Can I please be excused?

476
00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:40,853
Absolutely not, Greg.

477
00:22:40,937 --> 00:22:45,187
We are going to finish this
gingerbread house together as a family.

478
00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:46,770
- [rattling]
- Huh?

479
00:22:46,854 --> 00:22:48,312
[laughs]

480
00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:49,896
[squeaking, pops]

481
00:22:50,687 --> 00:22:52,520
- Bubby!
- Ugh!

482
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,020
Okay... [sighs] ...let's pivot.

483
00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:58,270
Frank, uh, you go get those toys
that we're gonna donate.

484
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:01,312
And, Greg-- Ooh, run upstairs
and get the wrapping paper

485
00:23:01,396 --> 00:23:02,978
- from the linen closet.
- [sighs]

486
00:23:03,062 --> 00:23:06,187
This one here looks kind of familiar.

487
00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,520
Hmm.

488
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:09,771
Uh...

489
00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,729
- [footsteps departing]
- Hmm.

490
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,687
Mom, which one's the linen closet again?

491
00:23:18,771 --> 00:23:20,604
[Susan] The one where we keep the towels.

492
00:23:21,396 --> 00:23:22,396
Got it.

493
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,104
[grunting]

494
00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:30,896
What?

495
00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:37,312
[choir vocalizing]

496
00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:38,978
[whispers] No way.

497
00:23:39,062 --> 00:23:41,562
<i>I couldn't believe my eyes.</i>

498
00:23:41,646 --> 00:23:46,478
<i>The one thing I wanted was right there
in one glorious, beautiful--</i>

499
00:23:46,562 --> 00:23:49,728
[Susan] Oh, Greg, and grab the tape
while you're up there too.

500
00:23:49,812 --> 00:23:51,646
Of course, Mother. I'm coming.

501
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,437
[chuckles] Yes!

502
00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:06,353
[sighs]

503
00:24:06,437 --> 00:24:09,604
Okay. I got three varieties of paper
and clear tape.

504
00:24:10,312 --> 00:24:11,853
You need anything else?

505
00:24:11,937 --> 00:24:15,187
Oh, well, aren't you being helpful?

506
00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:17,353
I guess I got the Christmas spirit.

507
00:24:17,437 --> 00:24:21,478
Well, if you keep this up, I bet Santa
will have something extra special for you

508
00:24:21,562 --> 00:24:22,812
on Christmas morning.

509
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,395
You know, I don't really care what I get.

510
00:24:25,479 --> 00:24:27,937
I'm just trying to be
the best Greg Heffley I could be.

511
00:24:28,562 --> 00:24:30,812
[clicks tongue] Oh, aren't you a doll?

512
00:24:32,229 --> 00:24:34,728
Why don't you help me
wrap these used toys?

513
00:24:34,812 --> 00:24:36,062
Sure thing, Mom.

514
00:24:37,354 --> 00:24:39,312
<i>After the thing
that happened with the snowplow,</i>

515
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,145
<i>I figured my holidays were sunk,</i>

516
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:44,770
<i>but everything changed for me
tonight when I found that gift.</i>

517
00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:48,270
<i>It just proves that sometimes,
good things happen to good people.</i>

518
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,645
<i>Now, all I need to do is grab that stuff
out of the bin tomorrow,</i>

519
00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:54,312
<i>and it'll be smooth sailing to Christmas.</i>

520
00:24:54,396 --> 00:24:56,395
<i>You know that poem
about children going to bed</i>

521
00:24:56,479 --> 00:24:58,896
<i>with visions of sugarplums
dancing in their heads?</i>

522
00:24:59,562 --> 00:25:03,812
<i>Well, tonight I'll be dreaming
of something way better than candy.</i>

523
00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:21,979
[alarm buzzing]

524
00:25:25,104 --> 00:25:26,104
What the heck?

525
00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:27,937
What the heck?

526
00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:30,062
[weatherperson] <i>The governor has declared
a weather emergency...</i>

527
00:25:30,146 --> 00:25:32,812
- What the heck?
- Well, look who came to join us.

528
00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:34,103
It's snowing!

529
00:25:34,187 --> 00:25:36,312
I guess the weather people
are right every once in a while.

530
00:25:36,396 --> 00:25:37,937
My alarm didn't go off.

531
00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:40,103
I set it for later, so you could sleep in.

532
00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:42,103
That's the best thing about a snow day.

533
00:25:42,187 --> 00:25:44,353
More like a snow week.

534
00:25:44,437 --> 00:25:47,270
This storm's supposed to keep going strong
through Christmas Eve.

535
00:25:47,354 --> 00:25:49,103
A whole week?

536
00:25:49,187 --> 00:25:51,770
Uh, uh, I can't be stuck inside right now.

537
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,603
I've got-- I've got things I gotta do.

538
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,353
Greg, where on Earth are you going?

539
00:25:55,437 --> 00:25:57,520
I'm going to hang out at Rowley's.

540
00:25:57,604 --> 00:25:59,187
In your pajamas?

541
00:25:59,271 --> 00:26:01,812
Honey, it's not safe
to be outside right now.

542
00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,978
Mom, it's just a dusting.

543
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,646
I'll be back in a few-- [shouts]

544
00:26:08,896 --> 00:26:10,520
[gasps] Greg.

545
00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:11,854
Bubby frozen.

546
00:26:13,021 --> 00:26:14,187
- [shutter clicks]
- [laughs]

547
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:17,270
[Greg] <i>It took me a few hours to get
my body temperature back to normal,</i>

548
00:26:17,354 --> 00:26:19,353
<i>but as soon as I could
feel my fingers again,</i>

549
00:26:19,437 --> 00:26:22,687
<i>I grabbed the phone and called Rowley
to fill him in on the new plan.</i>

550
00:26:23,187 --> 00:26:29,853
[Rowley]
<i>♪ Silent night, holy night ♪</i>

551
00:26:29,937 --> 00:26:36,603
<i>♪ All is calm, all is bright ♪</i>

552
00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:37,978
[phone ringing]

553
00:26:38,062 --> 00:26:39,520
Oh, I'll get it.

554
00:26:39,604 --> 00:26:40,562
Don't be long, Son.

555
00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:42,520
We'll pick up
at the start of the third verse.

556
00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:44,020
- [ringing continues]
- [Rowley] Yes, Father.

557
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,728
Jefferson residence. Rowley speaking.

558
00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,812
Rowley, I know you know it's me.

559
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:51,853
<i>I'm sorry. My mom and dad like me
to use good phone manners.</i>

560
00:26:51,937 --> 00:26:53,770
Can you believe this snow?

561
00:26:53,854 --> 00:26:56,603
- I mean, how are you guys holding up?
- We're doing great.

562
00:26:56,687 --> 00:27:00,103
We made gingerbread cookies,
and now we're singing Christmas carols.

563
00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:03,770
[gasps] Oh, want me to put you on
speakerphone so you can join us?

564
00:27:03,854 --> 00:27:04,895
No!

565
00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:06,520
I mean, no, thanks.

566
00:27:06,604 --> 00:27:09,187
Listen, Rowley, we need to make sure
we're on the same page

567
00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:11,395
about the you-know-what.

568
00:27:11,479 --> 00:27:12,812
You mean...

569
00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,021
Voldemort?

570
00:27:14,854 --> 00:27:17,812
What? That's you-know-who, Rowley.

571
00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:19,978
I'm talking about the snowplow.

572
00:27:20,062 --> 00:27:22,228
Oh, yeah, that.

573
00:27:22,312 --> 00:27:26,395
Look, we won't be able to get our stuff
from that bin until it stops snowing.

574
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,645
We're gonna have to lay low
and keep our mouths shut.

575
00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:30,103
Got it?

576
00:27:30,187 --> 00:27:32,728
- <i>What do you mean?</i>
- If someone beats us to that bin,

577
00:27:32,812 --> 00:27:34,395
we're gonna have to
get our story straight.

578
00:27:34,479 --> 00:27:37,728
So, if anyone comes by your house
and starts asking questions,

579
00:27:37,812 --> 00:27:40,437
you don't know how
our stuff got in there, okay?

580
00:27:40,521 --> 00:27:43,020
But why would someone come to my house?

581
00:27:43,104 --> 00:27:45,187
There's something
I didn't tell you before.

582
00:27:45,771 --> 00:27:49,270
It turns out my name
is stitched inside of my hat.

583
00:27:49,354 --> 00:27:51,437
Your name? That's bad.

584
00:27:51,521 --> 00:27:54,895
Listen, everything's gonna be okay
as long as you play dumb.

585
00:27:54,979 --> 00:27:57,187
You don't know anything about anything.

586
00:27:57,271 --> 00:27:59,645
But lying would be naughty,

587
00:27:59,729 --> 00:28:01,103
and I'm nice!

588
00:28:01,187 --> 00:28:02,687
Rowley, I'm not asking you to lie.

589
00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,603
Santa sent the storm to punish us.

590
00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:07,354
- He knows. He knows!
- Rowley?

591
00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:09,812
- [Greg] <i>Can you please calm down?</i>
- [panting]

592
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,520
Just focus on the sound of my voice.

593
00:28:11,604 --> 00:28:14,103
Maybe I'll just confess.
What's the number for the police?

594
00:28:14,187 --> 00:28:16,603
- 911, 911, 911.
- [phone beeping]

595
00:28:16,687 --> 00:28:17,937
- Rowley! Rowley!
- <i>911, 911, 911.</i>

596
00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,853
- Rowley, do not hang up this phone!
- <i>911, 911!</i>

597
00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:21,020
- Stay on the line!
- <i>911!</i>

598
00:28:21,104 --> 00:28:22,729
[electricity humming stops]

599
00:28:25,771 --> 00:28:26,978
[busy signal beeping]

600
00:28:27,062 --> 00:28:28,479
Rowley?

601
00:28:34,187 --> 00:28:37,187
[Greg sighs] <i>Well, with the power out,
Rowley can't call the cops</i>

602
00:28:37,271 --> 00:28:39,603
<i>and spill his guts out about the snowplow.</i>

603
00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:43,103
<i>And with the whole town snowed under,
nobody's getting to that bin.</i>

604
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:44,895
<i>So, my secret's safe.</i>

605
00:28:44,979 --> 00:28:45,978
<i>At least for now.</i>

606
00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:47,978
<i>All I need to do is to make it
to Christmas morning</i>

607
00:28:48,062 --> 00:28:50,062
<i>without anyone in my family catching on.</i>

608
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,937
<i>Because in one week,
I can call that video game system mine.</i>

609
00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:54,353
[sighs] Okay.

610
00:28:54,437 --> 00:28:56,728
Three cases of water,
120 rolls of toilet paper,

611
00:28:56,812 --> 00:28:59,395
flashlights with fresh batteries
and plenty of canned goods.

612
00:28:59,479 --> 00:29:01,354
- Ooh.
- Check!

613
00:29:02,812 --> 00:29:06,228
Greg, you're already shivering?
The power's only been out for a half hour.

614
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,145
Yeah, we're already starting to lose heat.

615
00:29:08,229 --> 00:29:10,937
And if it gets cold enough in here,
the pipes could burst.

616
00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,145
So, nobody touch the bottled water.
Just in case.

617
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:14,062
[Manny groans]

618
00:29:14,146 --> 00:29:15,687
We might need to use it
to flush the toilets.

619
00:29:15,771 --> 00:29:17,812
Eh, I never really flush anyway.

620
00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,395
Yes, Rodrick, we've noticed.

621
00:29:19,479 --> 00:29:21,187
Do we really have enough food?

622
00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:22,353
What if we run out?

623
00:29:22,437 --> 00:29:24,228
Well, I just went grocery shopping.

624
00:29:24,312 --> 00:29:27,062
We'll be fine for two weeks at least.

625
00:29:27,146 --> 00:29:30,395
I read about this family
that got snowed into their cabin,

626
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,562
and to survive,

627
00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:34,103
- they had to eat each other.
- [gasps] Gross!

628
00:29:34,187 --> 00:29:35,562
Yummy.

629
00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:37,437
Rodrick! You're scaring Manny.

630
00:29:37,521 --> 00:29:40,020
[chuckles]
The last guy felt kinda bad though.

631
00:29:40,104 --> 00:29:43,562
[sighs] Well,
I think everything's gonna be just fine.

632
00:29:43,646 --> 00:29:46,312
And the next few days are going to be fun.

633
00:29:46,396 --> 00:29:50,562
What could be better than being snowed in
with your family for the holidays?

634
00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:52,437
Literally anything.

635
00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:56,353
No phones, no television, no distractions.

636
00:29:56,437 --> 00:30:01,020
Just the five of us sharing
in the joy of each other's company.

637
00:30:01,104 --> 00:30:04,187
It's a Christmas miracle.

638
00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:07,187
{\an8}[shivering] So cold.

639
00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:08,271
[Rodrick groans]

640
00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,312
[gasps]

641
00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:15,478
Okay, guys.
Who's up for another round of charades?

642
00:30:15,562 --> 00:30:16,728
- [Greg sighs]
- [groans]

643
00:30:16,812 --> 00:30:19,479
[chittering]

644
00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:21,728
[chittering continues]

645
00:30:21,812 --> 00:30:23,270
- [Greg] Uh...
- [Rodrick] Um...

646
00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:24,520
<i>Back to the Future</i> ?

647
00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:26,353
[chittering]

648
00:30:26,437 --> 00:30:28,395
[roaring]

649
00:30:28,479 --> 00:30:30,812
[cawing]

650
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,854
- A llama?
- She did a llama yesterday, I think.

651
00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:37,645
Or maybe that was the day before?
I-- It's getting fuzzy.

652
00:30:37,729 --> 00:30:40,228
It's an alpaca, guys. Come on.

653
00:30:40,312 --> 00:30:42,646
[groans] Same thing.

654
00:30:43,312 --> 00:30:45,312
Frank, we are playing a game here.

655
00:30:45,396 --> 00:30:47,562
- Would you please sit down?
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

656
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:50,228
I-I just gotta make sure
we've got our inventory cataloged.

657
00:30:50,312 --> 00:30:51,353
All right, let's see here.

658
00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:54,895
120 toilet paper rolls,
three cases of water-- Wait a minute.

659
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:58,646
There's a case missing.
And where are the cans of yams?

660
00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:00,603
Huh?

661
00:31:00,687 --> 00:31:03,478
I think one of you boys
is hoarding supplies.

662
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,895
I've got a nose for yams.

663
00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:07,728
Breathe in my face.

664
00:31:07,812 --> 00:31:09,103
[screams] Whoa, whoa. [stammers]

665
00:31:09,187 --> 00:31:10,812
- Uh, um, Mom.
- [sniffing]

666
00:31:10,896 --> 00:31:12,478
- Oh, it's okay, Rodrick.
- [sniffing continues]

667
00:31:12,562 --> 00:31:16,312
I think your father may be
suffering from a case of cabin fever.

668
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,062
N-Not so fast.

669
00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:20,062
You're not off the hook yourself, Susan.

670
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:24,520
- Come on. Let's have it. Breathe.
- [Susan chuckles] Okay.

671
00:31:24,604 --> 00:31:27,728
- That's enough, Frank.
- [Frank] That-That's broccoli, isn't it?

672
00:31:27,812 --> 00:31:28,770
[screams]

673
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:29,978
Greg, what's wrong?

674
00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:31,521
The elf thing moved.

675
00:31:32,187 --> 00:31:34,979
It was there a minute ago,
and now it's there.

676
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:39,145
Oh, I'm sure your mind
is just playing tricks on you, honey.

677
00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:41,520
Uh, maybe you're going
a little stir-crazy too.

678
00:31:41,604 --> 00:31:42,937
I am not going crazy.

679
00:31:43,021 --> 00:31:44,937
That thing actually moved.

680
00:31:45,021 --> 00:31:45,853
[Rodrick] Hmm.

681
00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:50,187
Well, maybe he had an important message
to deliver to the North Pole.

682
00:31:50,271 --> 00:31:51,687
But now he's back.

683
00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:53,771
I wonder what he had to tell Santa.

684
00:31:55,479 --> 00:31:56,479
[shudders]

685
00:31:57,312 --> 00:32:00,020
Look, maybe another round of charades
will crank up the fun.

686
00:32:00,104 --> 00:32:01,562
Next category.

687
00:32:01,646 --> 00:32:04,395
Book titles of the Edwardian period. Ooh!

688
00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:06,312
- [groans] No.
- Really? [groans]

689
00:32:06,396 --> 00:32:08,937
[ceiling cracking]

690
00:32:09,021 --> 00:32:12,021
[ceiling, walls creaking]

691
00:32:14,687 --> 00:32:16,062
- [explosion]
- [water splashing]

692
00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:19,395
- The pipes burst!
- Oh, no, no, no! The basement!

693
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,312
The basement? My room!

694
00:32:24,437 --> 00:32:25,604
Come on, work.

695
00:32:26,729 --> 00:32:28,103
- [Susan gasps]
- Whoa!

696
00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:30,770
Oh, no, no, no!
My Revolutionary War diorama!

697
00:32:30,854 --> 00:32:32,270
- My drums!
- Oh, gosh.

698
00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:33,603
Be careful, Rodrick!

699
00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,562
- [Rodrick screams] Please! No!
- [Frank] No, Cornwallis!

700
00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:37,437
Not you, Cornwallis!

701
00:32:37,521 --> 00:32:38,979
[wind whistling]

702
00:32:40,104 --> 00:32:43,437
[Greg] <i>I was actually kinda glad that
my family was distracted with other stuff,</i>

703
00:32:43,521 --> 00:32:47,520
<i>because that gave me the chance
to stay out of sight and out of mind.</i>

704
00:32:47,604 --> 00:32:51,270
<i>So, my plan was to shut myself
in my room and lay low until Christmas.</i>

705
00:32:51,354 --> 00:32:53,854
- Whoa!
- [sighs] What's up, roomie?

706
00:32:54,521 --> 00:32:56,520
Rodrick? What are you doing here?

707
00:32:56,604 --> 00:33:00,437
Well, since my room's flooded,
I'll be crashing here for a while.

708
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,937
What? [scoffs] You can't stay in here.
This is my room.

709
00:33:03,021 --> 00:33:05,228
Well, I'm not sleeping in Manny's room.

710
00:33:05,312 --> 00:33:07,312
Something's not right with that kid.

711
00:33:07,396 --> 00:33:10,396
And besides, I need to keep an eye on you.

712
00:33:10,979 --> 00:33:13,854
Keep a-- Keep an eye on me? For what?

713
00:33:14,521 --> 00:33:18,854
I've noticed you've been acting
a little suspicious lately.

714
00:33:19,479 --> 00:33:22,103
What? Now you think I took the yams?

715
00:33:22,187 --> 00:33:26,687
Ha! This isn't about yams, Gregory.

716
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:29,145
- Uh...
- Time to come clean.

717
00:33:29,229 --> 00:33:31,478
[chuckles]
I don't know what you're talking about.

718
00:33:31,562 --> 00:33:34,103
Red hat, red scarf.

719
00:33:34,187 --> 00:33:36,187
Just like the ones you lost, huh?

720
00:33:37,937 --> 00:33:39,770
Fine. [sighs] What do you know?

721
00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:42,853
All right,
here's how I think it all went down.

722
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:46,437
<i>You and your little buddy
were in the front yard last week,</i>

723
00:33:46,521 --> 00:33:47,853
<i>frolicking in the snow.</i>

724
00:33:47,937 --> 00:33:49,603
[both laughing]

725
00:33:49,687 --> 00:33:54,687
<i>Then, along came some high schoolers
who saw you two weaklings as easy targets</i> .

726
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,562
Nice winter gear, dum-dums.

727
00:33:56,646 --> 00:33:58,520
Now, it's ours. [chuckles]

728
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:01,353
[Rodrick] <i>So, they stole your winter gear,
rolled you up in a snowball,</i>

729
00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:02,728
<i>and pushed you down the hill.</i>

730
00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:05,062
- So long, twerps!
- [Greg, Rowley screaming, crying]

731
00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:07,937
[Rodrick] <i>And wham!
You nailed that snowplow</i> .

732
00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:10,937
[laughs] We're so bad.

733
00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:14,478
But now, you and your little friend
have a problem, right?

734
00:34:14,562 --> 00:34:16,812
The guys who took your stuff
are on the run from the law.

735
00:34:16,896 --> 00:34:19,520
- The fuzz!
- [Rodrick] <i>But they know where you live.</i>

736
00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:22,812
So if you rat them out
for what they did, you're both dead.

737
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,978
Really, Rodrick?
That's what you came up with?

738
00:34:27,062 --> 00:34:30,645
Well, I, uh--
I'm still working out the details.

739
00:34:30,729 --> 00:34:34,728
But it's just a matter of time
before I find out what happened for sure.

740
00:34:34,812 --> 00:34:35,812
What do you mean?

741
00:34:35,896 --> 00:34:39,479
All the evidence is stored right here.

742
00:34:40,396 --> 00:34:41,812
On our doorbell?

743
00:34:41,896 --> 00:34:45,728
Yes, Greg, on our doorbell.
It's got a camera in it.

744
00:34:45,812 --> 00:34:48,062
And everything that happens
on the street in front of our house

745
00:34:48,146 --> 00:34:51,271
gets recorded
on this little box right here.

746
00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:56,853
Yeah, well, good luck finding out
what's on that thing

747
00:34:56,937 --> 00:34:58,437
without any electricity.

748
00:34:58,521 --> 00:35:01,312
I think you underestimate me, Gregory.

749
00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:05,312
Nothing is getting in between
me and that reward money.

750
00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,103
And I'm calling the bed.

751
00:35:07,187 --> 00:35:08,771
Ah!

752
00:35:12,021 --> 00:35:14,854
[Greg] <i>Just gotta make it five more days,
Greg Heffley.</i>

753
00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:17,396
<i>You can do this.</i>

754
00:35:18,146 --> 00:35:21,395
[wind whistling]

755
00:35:21,479 --> 00:35:23,979
["It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing]

756
00:35:24,937 --> 00:35:30,520
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

757
00:35:30,604 --> 00:35:33,687
- [gasps, chuckles]
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

758
00:35:34,604 --> 00:35:36,271
Mm-hmm.

759
00:35:38,396 --> 00:35:40,103
[gasps, grunting]

760
00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:44,896
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

761
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:51,978
{\an8}<i>♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪</i>

762
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,062
[Rodrick] Aha!

763
00:35:54,396 --> 00:35:56,437
<i>♪ With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings ♪</i>

764
00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,104
Now, let's get you powered up.

765
00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:04,103
- [electricity crackling]
- Oh, ah, hot!

766
00:36:04,187 --> 00:36:05,396
It's working.

767
00:36:07,187 --> 00:36:09,187
<i>♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪</i>

768
00:36:09,271 --> 00:36:10,937
<i>♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪</i>

769
00:36:11,021 --> 00:36:13,145
<i>♪ And caroling out in the snow ♪</i>

770
00:36:13,229 --> 00:36:14,812
See? Like this.

771
00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:18,771
<i>♪ There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories ♪</i>

772
00:36:19,687 --> 00:36:20,978
Aw.

773
00:36:21,062 --> 00:36:22,395
[Santa screams]

774
00:36:22,479 --> 00:36:23,479
Rodrick!

775
00:36:24,146 --> 00:36:25,145
Whoa. Hey!

776
00:36:25,229 --> 00:36:29,437
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

777
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:32,312
<i>♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪</i>

778
00:36:32,396 --> 00:36:34,478
<i>♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪</i>

779
00:36:34,562 --> 00:36:37,228
<i>♪ When loved ones are near ♪</i>

780
00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:39,395
[Frank] And that ought to be enough.

781
00:36:39,479 --> 00:36:45,021
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

782
00:36:48,354 --> 00:36:49,728
Okay.

783
00:36:49,812 --> 00:36:50,978
Let's get you fired up.

784
00:36:51,062 --> 00:36:52,104
[electricity crackles]

785
00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:54,687
Yes. Yes, come on.

786
00:36:54,771 --> 00:36:55,978
Come on. Come on.

787
00:36:56,062 --> 00:36:57,937
[electricity crackling]

788
00:36:58,021 --> 00:36:59,228
No, no! No!

789
00:36:59,312 --> 00:37:00,312
No!

790
00:37:00,396 --> 00:37:01,437
Huh? [screams]

791
00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:03,228
Oh, no, no, no! Stop, stop. [blows]

792
00:37:03,312 --> 00:37:05,145
Okay, everybody.

793
00:37:05,229 --> 00:37:06,229
Scooch in.

794
00:37:07,104 --> 00:37:08,103
[Susan chuckles]

795
00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,812
[Greg screams] Rodrick!

796
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,187
- [Susan] Greg! Stop!
- [Frank] Rodrick!

797
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,728
- [Susan] No, no, no! My tree!
- [Greg] Stop!

798
00:37:12,812 --> 00:37:13,978
[Frank] Susan!

799
00:37:14,062 --> 00:37:15,062
[grunts]

800
00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:17,479
Oh! Hmm.

801
00:37:18,979 --> 00:37:20,978
- [screams]
- [electricity crackling]

802
00:37:21,062 --> 00:37:22,103
It's alive!

803
00:37:22,187 --> 00:37:23,771
It's alive!

804
00:37:24,437 --> 00:37:26,729
[chuckling]

805
00:37:28,979 --> 00:37:29,978
[screams]

806
00:37:30,062 --> 00:37:31,062
This isn't happening.

807
00:37:31,146 --> 00:37:32,146
This isn't happening!

808
00:37:34,437 --> 00:37:35,396
[music ends]

809
00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:40,187
Yay!

810
00:37:42,396 --> 00:37:43,562
Okay. Okay.

811
00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:44,728
That ought to do it.

812
00:37:44,812 --> 00:37:48,146
Everyone gets three-quarters
of a wall and five gumdrops.

813
00:37:48,687 --> 00:37:49,687
And no seconds.

814
00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:51,812
We have to save the roof for dinner.

815
00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:54,187
Dictator. [babbling]
I've had it with you people.

816
00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:56,770
I just don't understand
how we ran out of food.

817
00:37:56,854 --> 00:38:00,395
No food, no water, no batteries,
no toilet paper.

818
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,978
How? How could we have gone
through everything so quickly?

819
00:38:03,062 --> 00:38:05,896
Guys! Check this out.

820
00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:08,812
[imitates electric guitar]

821
00:38:11,187 --> 00:38:14,187
I've built a device
that powers our doorbell camera,

822
00:38:14,271 --> 00:38:16,520
and the video is almost done buffering.

823
00:38:16,604 --> 00:38:18,978
I'm finally gonna figure out
who wrecked that snowplow.

824
00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:20,728
[gasps, groans]

825
00:38:20,812 --> 00:38:22,353
Drumroll, please.

826
00:38:22,437 --> 00:38:24,437
[imitating drums]

827
00:38:26,187 --> 00:38:28,145
- Behold!
- [beeping]

828
00:38:28,229 --> 00:38:29,687
- [Susan gasps]
- My potatoes!

829
00:38:29,771 --> 00:38:32,020
- My Christmas lights!
- [beeping, crackling]

830
00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:33,687
Wait, wait! No, no, no, no! Stop, stop!

831
00:38:33,771 --> 00:38:36,187
Oh, come on.

832
00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:40,104
[sighs]

833
00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:44,603
Rodrick, my Christmas decorations
are not toys.

834
00:38:44,687 --> 00:38:46,312
I have been looking for these.

835
00:38:46,396 --> 00:38:48,145
We need all the food we can get.

836
00:38:48,229 --> 00:38:49,645
How did we run out of food, Frank?

837
00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:51,978
I thought we had enough
to last us two weeks.

838
00:38:52,062 --> 00:38:54,395
If everyone only took their fair share...

839
00:38:54,479 --> 00:38:57,353
Don't tell me you're gonna start in
on those yams again.

840
00:38:57,437 --> 00:38:59,353
Rodrick's been hoarding potatoes.

841
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,520
Who knows what else these boys are hiding?

842
00:39:01,604 --> 00:39:03,937
Now's not the time for paranoia, Frank.

843
00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:05,312
You're scaring Manny.

844
00:39:06,937 --> 00:39:08,937
Wait, where is Manny?

845
00:39:11,979 --> 00:39:12,978
[Susan gasps]

846
00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:14,062
Manny?

847
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:16,895
Manny?

848
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,978
Manny! Manny!

849
00:39:19,062 --> 00:39:20,396
Manny! [groans]

850
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,478
[echoing] Manny!

851
00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:24,728
Manny! Manny?

852
00:39:24,812 --> 00:39:26,270
- Manny!
- Manny!

853
00:39:26,354 --> 00:39:27,895
- Manny!
- Manny!

854
00:39:27,979 --> 00:39:29,853
Oh, Manny, Manny, Manny.

855
00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:31,103
Where could you be?

856
00:39:31,187 --> 00:39:33,103
I checked in the garage. He's not there.

857
00:39:33,187 --> 00:39:36,312
I couldn't find him
in any of his regular hiding spots.

858
00:39:36,396 --> 00:39:37,937
[groans] He's not in his room.

859
00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:39,353
He wasn't in the bathroom either,

860
00:39:39,437 --> 00:39:43,437
but I'd suggest you all give it
a good 20 minutes before you go in there.

861
00:39:43,521 --> 00:39:46,270
You don't think he's out there?

862
00:39:46,354 --> 00:39:48,354
[wind howling]

863
00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:53,812
My precious baby, out in the storm alone.

864
00:39:53,896 --> 00:39:55,603
[electronic music playing, faint]

865
00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,853
- Do you guys hear...
- Music?

866
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,937
[music continues]

867
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,562
[all] Huh?

868
00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:07,812
Manny.

869
00:40:09,521 --> 00:40:10,521
{\an8}Uh-oh.

870
00:40:11,521 --> 00:40:13,937
So, that's where all the supplies went.

871
00:40:14,437 --> 00:40:16,896
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

872
00:40:18,271 --> 00:40:19,520
Huh. Respect.

873
00:40:19,604 --> 00:40:21,604
[music ends]

874
00:40:24,646 --> 00:40:25,895
Okay.

875
00:40:25,979 --> 00:40:27,603
And there we go.

876
00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:30,937
- This little guy is not going anywhere.
- [scoffs]

877
00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:33,145
Well, can you blame him, Frank?

878
00:40:33,229 --> 00:40:35,062
He was just looking out for himself.

879
00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:37,812
The whole experience
has probably scarred him.

880
00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:40,187
[humming]

881
00:40:40,812 --> 00:40:42,062
Seems fine to me.

882
00:40:42,562 --> 00:40:44,645
Could we please lighten up, guys?

883
00:40:44,729 --> 00:40:46,812
Things could be a whole lot worse.

884
00:40:46,896 --> 00:40:49,645
Um, how exactly?

885
00:40:49,729 --> 00:40:50,978
Well...

886
00:40:51,062 --> 00:40:52,728
[water dripping]

887
00:40:52,812 --> 00:40:54,353
There could be...

888
00:40:54,437 --> 00:40:55,770
[electricity crackles]

889
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,103
We could...

890
00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,687
[screams]

891
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:03,937
Yeah, this really is rock bottom, I guess.

892
00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:06,645
I suppose,
I got a little carried away too.

893
00:41:06,729 --> 00:41:08,353
Especially with the yams.

894
00:41:08,437 --> 00:41:09,521
You can say that again.

895
00:41:10,187 --> 00:41:11,771
[imitating Frank] Breathe in my face.

896
00:41:12,312 --> 00:41:14,437
[Frank, Greg laughing]

897
00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:19,228
[all laughing]

898
00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:21,395
What are yams exactly, anyway?

899
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,478
[Frank laughs]

900
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:23,562
I don't know,

901
00:41:24,437 --> 00:41:25,687
but they're delicious.

902
00:41:25,771 --> 00:41:27,187
[Greg, Rodrick laugh]

903
00:41:29,396 --> 00:41:32,479
I know this wasn't the Christmas season
we were hoping for, guys.

904
00:41:32,979 --> 00:41:34,853
But at least we'll never forget it.

905
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,270
Hope you're wrong about that.

906
00:41:36,354 --> 00:41:38,270
I'm already trying to scrub it
from my brain.

907
00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:41,354
Well, maybe there's still time
to turn things around tonight.

908
00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:44,270
What do you say we try
and have a little fun?

909
00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:47,395
Oh, please, not charades again.

910
00:41:47,479 --> 00:41:50,062
Now, I know
it's not officially Christmas yet,

911
00:41:50,146 --> 00:41:53,228
but what do you guys think about getting
a little sneak preview?

912
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:54,978
- Yeah!
- Hey, all right!

913
00:41:55,062 --> 00:41:57,937
Everyone can pick out
one gift to open tonight.

914
00:41:58,021 --> 00:41:59,353
But choose carefully

915
00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:02,229
because you're gonna have to make it last
until tomorrow morning.

916
00:42:07,187 --> 00:42:10,020
Uh-uh-uh. You might wanna wait
till the electricity's back on

917
00:42:10,104 --> 00:42:11,437
to open that one, Greg.

918
00:42:12,437 --> 00:42:13,770
You're a good kid.

919
00:42:13,854 --> 00:42:15,021
You've earned it.

920
00:42:22,479 --> 00:42:24,479
[paper rips]

921
00:42:26,271 --> 00:42:28,728
[sighs] Clothes? Seriously?

922
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,145
Oh, Aunt Lydia made you
another hat and scarf.

923
00:42:31,229 --> 00:42:32,478
Can I pick again?

924
00:42:32,562 --> 00:42:34,978
Now you don't need someone
to find your old ones.

925
00:42:35,062 --> 00:42:37,062
- [Christmas music playing]
- [chuckles] Look, Greg.

926
00:42:37,146 --> 00:42:38,562
Aunt Lydia is upping her game.

927
00:42:39,812 --> 00:42:40,937
[groans]

928
00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:42,062
[Frank] Uh, guys? Guys?

929
00:42:42,146 --> 00:42:44,479
Did it stop snowing?

930
00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:46,187
[Susan, Greg gasp]

931
00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:49,896
[footsteps approaching]

932
00:42:51,187 --> 00:42:54,187
[gasps] It's a Christmas miracle!

933
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:55,520
All right! [laughs]

934
00:42:55,604 --> 00:42:56,604
- Yes!
- Yes!

935
00:42:57,937 --> 00:42:59,770
Huh. Check it out. Cops.

936
00:42:59,854 --> 00:43:00,854
What?

937
00:43:01,854 --> 00:43:03,687
[Susan] They must be going
to collect those toys.

938
00:43:03,771 --> 00:43:07,562
Frank, we never turned in our donation
for the toy drive.

939
00:43:07,646 --> 00:43:10,770
Wait, what do the police have to do
with the toy drive?

940
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:13,853
The police are the ones
who collect the donations from the bin

941
00:43:13,937 --> 00:43:15,645
and get them to the families in need.

942
00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:19,645
Isn't it wonderful that they sacrifice
their personal time to do that?

943
00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:21,729
[echoing]

944
00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:26,396
{\an8}Hmm. Looks like it belongs
to Greg Heffley.

945
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,478
{\an8}- [radio crackles]
- Uh, Bravo 6,

946
00:43:28,562 --> 00:43:32,437
{\an8}we've identified the suspect
as notorious troublemaker Gregory Heffley.

947
00:43:32,521 --> 00:43:33,728
{\an8}[dispatcher] <i>Copy that. Lock him up.</i>

948
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:34,978
[door buzzes]

949
00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:39,395
I hope you're proud of what ya did,
Greg Heffley.

950
00:43:39,479 --> 00:43:41,770
Oh, and Merry Christmas!

951
00:43:41,854 --> 00:43:44,354
[chuckles] I hope you like your present.

952
00:43:44,979 --> 00:43:47,562
It looks like you're gonna have to share!

953
00:43:47,646 --> 00:43:51,271
[laughing]

954
00:43:53,271 --> 00:43:55,187
[Elfrendo laughing]

955
00:43:56,979 --> 00:43:58,979
[laughing continues]

956
00:44:01,979 --> 00:44:03,229
[groans]

957
00:44:04,437 --> 00:44:05,437
Greg, are you okay?

958
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:07,271
You look like you've seen a ghost.

959
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,979
I think I need to go upstairs
and lay down.

960
00:44:11,396 --> 00:44:12,895
I don't feel so good.

961
00:44:12,979 --> 00:44:14,187
Sure, honey.

962
00:44:14,271 --> 00:44:15,270
Get some rest.

963
00:44:15,354 --> 00:44:17,646
I hope you feel better
for the big day tomorrow.

964
00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:21,812
[gulps]

965
00:44:23,354 --> 00:44:24,687
Probably too many yams.

966
00:44:28,354 --> 00:44:31,145
[Greg] <i>I knew that if I didn't get
to that bin before the cops did,</i>

967
00:44:31,229 --> 00:44:33,103
<i>I was gonna spend my Christmas
in the slammer.</i>

968
00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:38,187
<i>So, I mustered up my courage and headed
out into the dark, cold night on my own.</i>

969
00:44:40,312 --> 00:44:41,312
It's go time.

970
00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:44,895
[Christmas music playing]

971
00:44:44,979 --> 00:44:46,437
[sighs] You gotta be kidding me.

972
00:44:46,521 --> 00:44:47,562
- [switch clicks]
- [music stops]

973
00:45:01,104 --> 00:45:03,104
[Rowley snoring]

974
00:45:05,479 --> 00:45:06,770
- [snowball thuds]
- [gasps]

975
00:45:06,854 --> 00:45:07,854
[moans]

976
00:45:08,354 --> 00:45:09,520
- [snowball thuds]
- [shouts]

977
00:45:09,604 --> 00:45:11,771
[moans, shouts]

978
00:45:12,354 --> 00:45:13,354
Uh...

979
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:15,771
[moans]

980
00:45:16,521 --> 00:45:18,937
Uh, what's out there, Joshie?

981
00:45:19,437 --> 00:45:21,145
[gasps, sighs]

982
00:45:21,229 --> 00:45:22,646
Hey! Greg?

983
00:45:23,646 --> 00:45:26,270
Sorry. I didn't know how else
to get your attention.

984
00:45:26,354 --> 00:45:28,187
It's Christmas Eve.

985
00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:29,353
Shouldn't you be in bed?

986
00:45:29,437 --> 00:45:31,645
[Greg] In bed? But it's only 7:30.

987
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,478
I like to be asleep
in case Santa comes early.

988
00:45:34,562 --> 00:45:35,895
Well, I need your help.

989
00:45:35,979 --> 00:45:37,520
This is bigger than Santa.

990
00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:40,270
[gasps] Nothing's bigger than Santa.

991
00:45:40,354 --> 00:45:43,853
The police are gonna empty out
that toy bin tonight.

992
00:45:43,937 --> 00:45:47,020
And my name is stitched
on the inside of that hat.

993
00:45:47,104 --> 00:45:49,895
But I'm already in my footie pajamas.

994
00:45:49,979 --> 00:45:52,562
Well, enjoy your last night of freedom.

995
00:45:52,646 --> 00:45:56,562
Because once they've got me, they're gonna
wanna know who my accomplice is.

996
00:45:56,646 --> 00:45:57,646
[gasps]

997
00:45:58,187 --> 00:45:59,604
Rowley.

998
00:46:03,396 --> 00:46:06,395
[Rowley straining]

999
00:46:06,479 --> 00:46:07,604
Rowley.

1000
00:46:09,812 --> 00:46:11,353
Let's do this.

1001
00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:12,479
[grunts]

1002
00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:15,729
Whoa. Are you all right, buddy?

1003
00:46:16,396 --> 00:46:17,687
Yeah. [grunts]

1004
00:46:17,771 --> 00:46:19,437
All right. That's my pal.

1005
00:46:21,437 --> 00:46:23,353
- [Rowley panting, gasps]
- [dispatcher] <i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

1006
00:46:23,437 --> 00:46:25,396
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

1007
00:46:25,896 --> 00:46:28,729
- <i>No reports from downtown...</i>
- [whimpering]

1008
00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:31,396
[grunts]

1009
00:46:32,687 --> 00:46:34,437
[panting]

1010
00:46:37,479 --> 00:46:40,062
[bell tolls]

1011
00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:42,729
Uh, Greg?

1012
00:46:43,354 --> 00:46:44,979
Where did the donation bin go?

1013
00:46:46,229 --> 00:46:49,145
- [sighs] The storm's completely buried it.
- [wind whistling]

1014
00:46:49,229 --> 00:46:50,646
That's why I brought these.

1015
00:46:51,396 --> 00:46:53,562
Come on.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1016
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:56,853
[Rowley] I think it was
under this lamppost, Greg.

1017
00:46:56,937 --> 00:46:58,937
[Greg] No,
I'm pretty sure it was over here.

1018
00:46:59,687 --> 00:47:01,687
[both grunting]

1019
00:47:05,354 --> 00:47:07,020
Um, maybe over here?

1020
00:47:07,104 --> 00:47:08,104
[sighs]

1021
00:47:09,312 --> 00:47:10,312
[Rowley groans]

1022
00:47:10,396 --> 00:47:11,562
Let's try over there.

1023
00:47:12,521 --> 00:47:14,854
[Rowley whimpers, grunts]

1024
00:47:16,062 --> 00:47:18,395
[grunts] We're never going to find it.

1025
00:47:18,479 --> 00:47:20,395
We should just... [sighs] ...give up.

1026
00:47:20,479 --> 00:47:22,229
[sighs] That bin's gotta be here!

1027
00:47:22,854 --> 00:47:24,021
[shovel clangs]

1028
00:47:27,062 --> 00:47:29,145
Ha! I knew I'd find it.

1029
00:47:29,229 --> 00:47:31,520
It's always in the last place you look,
right? [laughs]

1030
00:47:31,604 --> 00:47:32,770
- [Rowley] But, Greg, I--
- Come on!

1031
00:47:32,854 --> 00:47:33,937
Let's dig it up.

1032
00:47:34,812 --> 00:47:36,146
[grunts]

1033
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,521
{\an8}- [Greg] Yes!
- [Rowley] Whoo!

1034
00:47:40,354 --> 00:47:41,812
[Greg] Our stuff is still here.

1035
00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:43,728
Let's grab it and get out of here.

1036
00:47:43,812 --> 00:47:45,396
I'm gonna need you to hold my legs.

1037
00:47:46,146 --> 00:47:48,312
Almost there. [strains]

1038
00:47:48,396 --> 00:47:50,812
[straining, screams]

1039
00:47:50,896 --> 00:47:53,062
[Greg] Got it! Okay, pull me up.

1040
00:47:53,146 --> 00:47:55,895
- [strains]
- [vehicle approaching]

1041
00:47:55,979 --> 00:47:57,312
Greg, it's the cops!

1042
00:47:57,396 --> 00:47:58,395
[strains]

1043
00:47:58,479 --> 00:47:59,478
[Greg] Rowley, I'm slipping.

1044
00:47:59,562 --> 00:48:00,646
[Rowley screams]

1045
00:48:01,562 --> 00:48:02,646
Rowley!

1046
00:48:03,354 --> 00:48:05,353
[Rowley] You got this, Greg!

1047
00:48:05,437 --> 00:48:06,604
Rowley.

1048
00:48:13,187 --> 00:48:15,312
Oh, man. N-No, no, no.

1049
00:48:15,396 --> 00:48:17,270
Hey! What are you doin' out here?

1050
00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:19,604
Uh, I'm sorry, officer. I-- I didn't...

1051
00:48:23,187 --> 00:48:24,812
[whimpers]

1052
00:48:24,896 --> 00:48:28,437
[stammers] Wait. Yo-You're just a kid.

1053
00:48:28,521 --> 00:48:31,521
[scoffs] Honey, shouldn't you be home
on Christmas Eve?

1054
00:48:32,062 --> 00:48:37,728
Uh, I was just making sure
the police could get to the bin

1055
00:48:37,812 --> 00:48:39,562
so they could collect the toys.

1056
00:48:39,646 --> 00:48:41,479
You know, for the kids.

1057
00:48:47,104 --> 00:48:50,687
I was supposed to clear this lot
a few days ago, but I couldn't.

1058
00:48:50,771 --> 00:48:52,437
Someone broke my plow.

1059
00:48:52,521 --> 00:48:54,687
I was gonna try and shovel it by hand.

1060
00:48:55,312 --> 00:48:57,145
You saved me a lot of time tonight, kid.

1061
00:48:57,229 --> 00:48:58,353
Well... [chuckles]

1062
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:00,770
Uh, the spirit of Christmas and all that.

1063
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,353
Well, I think you can feel
pretty good about this one.

1064
00:49:03,437 --> 00:49:05,812
It'll put you on Santa's nice list
for sure.

1065
00:49:05,896 --> 00:49:07,687
[chuckles] Yeah.

1066
00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:12,520
Hey, how about I give you a ride
so you can get back home to your family?

1067
00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:13,604
Sure.

1068
00:49:20,562 --> 00:49:24,562
So, you, um, getting anything good
for Christmas this year?

1069
00:49:25,437 --> 00:49:27,687
Yeah. A new video game system.

1070
00:49:27,771 --> 00:49:30,312
Oh, man, you lucky dog.

1071
00:49:30,396 --> 00:49:31,895
Yeah, my Tyler wanted one of those,

1072
00:49:31,979 --> 00:49:35,395
but I'm gonna have to save up my pennies
before I can afford something like that.

1073
00:49:35,479 --> 00:49:37,062
But next year though. Next year.

1074
00:49:37,146 --> 00:49:40,603
Just gonna have to put in a few extra
hours in this old bucket of bolts.

1075
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:41,687
[chuckles]

1076
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:43,895
Where'd you say you live again?

1077
00:49:43,979 --> 00:49:45,728
Uh, Surrey Street.

1078
00:49:45,812 --> 00:49:46,812
It's on the hill.

1079
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:48,187
You gotta be kidding me!

1080
00:49:48,271 --> 00:49:51,270
That's the street
where my plow got busted.

1081
00:49:51,354 --> 00:49:54,354
And you know what? They never did catch
those hooligans that did it.

1082
00:49:55,146 --> 00:49:59,270
So, is this plowing stuff, like,
your full-time job?

1083
00:49:59,354 --> 00:50:00,395
Oh, this? No.

1084
00:50:00,479 --> 00:50:03,270
[chuckles] No, I just do this on the side
for extra cash.

1085
00:50:03,354 --> 00:50:04,687
It helps this time of year.

1086
00:50:08,312 --> 00:50:11,312
You know, there weren't a lot
of toys in that donation bin.

1087
00:50:11,396 --> 00:50:14,145
Do you think the cops will even bother
handing them out?

1088
00:50:14,229 --> 00:50:16,437
Oh, yeah, no, sure,
they'll take whatever's in there,

1089
00:50:16,521 --> 00:50:18,979
and they'll get it out to the kids
that need it the most.

1090
00:50:19,646 --> 00:50:22,229
Hey, lots of families depend
on those donations, you know?

1091
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,062
Mine included.

1092
00:50:26,687 --> 00:50:28,104
Is that your son?

1093
00:50:28,812 --> 00:50:30,895
[driver] Yep. My Tyler.

1094
00:50:30,979 --> 00:50:32,478
He's the whole world to me.

1095
00:50:32,562 --> 00:50:33,812
It's just me and him.

1096
00:50:33,896 --> 00:50:36,353
[groans] You're lucky
there are only two of you.

1097
00:50:36,437 --> 00:50:38,228
I've got four other people in my family,

1098
00:50:38,312 --> 00:50:41,146
and they've been driving me
totally nuts lately.

1099
00:50:44,687 --> 00:50:46,312
Let me give you a little advice, kid.

1100
00:50:46,937 --> 00:50:49,812
My family made me crazy
when I was your age too.

1101
00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:52,729
I mean, they drove me bananas.

1102
00:50:53,812 --> 00:50:55,978
But boy do I miss 'em now.

1103
00:50:56,062 --> 00:50:59,062
Treasure every single moment
you have with those people

1104
00:50:59,812 --> 00:51:02,229
because nothing in life is guaranteed.

1105
00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:08,021
[stammers] Um, this is my turn.

1106
00:51:13,312 --> 00:51:16,062
[Rowley grunting]

1107
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:22,978
What?

1108
00:51:23,062 --> 00:51:24,104
[screams]

1109
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,103
[driver] All right, kid.

1110
00:51:32,187 --> 00:51:33,937
It's been nice getting to know ya.

1111
00:51:34,021 --> 00:51:35,604
Yeah. Thanks for the ride.

1112
00:51:43,521 --> 00:51:44,603
[groans]

1113
00:51:44,687 --> 00:51:46,521
- You!
- [groans]

1114
00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:50,104
You...

1115
00:51:51,479 --> 00:51:54,353
[groans] You seem like a good kid.

1116
00:51:54,437 --> 00:51:55,437
[gasps]

1117
00:51:56,021 --> 00:51:58,854
Now, why don't you put on
that hat and scarf of yours?

1118
00:51:59,479 --> 00:52:00,562
It's cold outside.

1119
00:52:01,979 --> 00:52:05,478
Okay, you and your family
have yourself a merry Christmas.

1120
00:52:05,562 --> 00:52:07,145
Uh, yeah.

1121
00:52:07,229 --> 00:52:08,562
You too.

1122
00:52:08,646 --> 00:52:10,103
[chuckles]

1123
00:52:10,187 --> 00:52:11,187
- Ah, crazy kid...
- [radio beeps]

1124
00:52:11,271 --> 00:52:12,978
["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

1125
00:52:13,062 --> 00:52:17,145
[driver]
<i>♪ Last Christmas I gave you my heart</i>

1126
00:52:17,229 --> 00:52:19,312
<i>♪ But the very next day... ♪</i>

1127
00:52:23,021 --> 00:52:24,270
[electricity humming]

1128
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:25,354
[Greg] Whoa.

1129
00:52:27,521 --> 00:52:29,062
- [electricity humming]
- [Rowley grunts]

1130
00:52:34,604 --> 00:52:35,770
[chuckles] Yeah!

1131
00:52:35,854 --> 00:52:38,353
[Frank laughing]

1132
00:52:38,437 --> 00:52:39,521
Finally!

1133
00:52:41,521 --> 00:52:42,853
[Susan laughs]

1134
00:52:42,937 --> 00:52:44,437
- [laughs]
- [Frank, Susan laughing]

1135
00:52:52,854 --> 00:52:54,395
What are you looking at?

1136
00:52:54,479 --> 00:52:56,021
[Frank laughing]

1137
00:52:57,396 --> 00:52:59,603
- [Manny] Bubby.
- Hey, hey, buddy! Look!

1138
00:52:59,687 --> 00:53:01,478
The power is back on!

1139
00:53:01,562 --> 00:53:02,812
[chuckles] Yeah.

1140
00:53:02,896 --> 00:53:05,396
Greg, you found your hat and scarf.

1141
00:53:06,021 --> 00:53:07,228
[gasps]

1142
00:53:07,312 --> 00:53:09,312
Uh...

1143
00:53:09,396 --> 00:53:10,978
No way.

1144
00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:13,646
I finally put it all together.

1145
00:53:14,229 --> 00:53:17,062
So it was you this entire time.

1146
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,395
Busted.

1147
00:53:19,479 --> 00:53:20,770
[Susan] What is going on here, Greg?

1148
00:53:20,854 --> 00:53:22,437
What is your brother talking about?

1149
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:26,062
I'm the one who damaged that snowplow.

1150
00:53:26,146 --> 00:53:27,270
[gasps]

1151
00:53:27,354 --> 00:53:28,520
[stammers] What? Wait a minute.

1152
00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,478
You knocked the blade off that plow?

1153
00:53:30,562 --> 00:53:32,645
But I-I-- How?

1154
00:53:32,729 --> 00:53:33,896
It was an accident.

1155
00:53:35,521 --> 00:53:37,853
Me and Rowley were building a snowman,

1156
00:53:37,937 --> 00:53:42,020
and the snowball
just kind of got away from us.

1157
00:53:42,104 --> 00:53:46,604
And when it happened, we got scared.

1158
00:53:47,729 --> 00:53:48,729
So we ran.

1159
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,020
[siren blares]

1160
00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:55,228
[dispatcher] <i>Seven Baker 17,
repeat, Surrey Street.</i>

1161
00:53:55,312 --> 00:53:56,312
<i>Suspect is wanted...</i>

1162
00:53:56,396 --> 00:53:58,437
What are the police doing here?

1163
00:53:58,521 --> 00:53:59,853
I can't believe it.

1164
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:02,396
That snowplow lady sold me out.

1165
00:54:03,312 --> 00:54:05,979
Man, the chafe
in these pants is ridiculous.

1166
00:54:11,396 --> 00:54:13,312
Well, don't just stand there.

1167
00:54:13,396 --> 00:54:14,853
Run!

1168
00:54:14,937 --> 00:54:16,353
You can slip out the back door.

1169
00:54:16,437 --> 00:54:17,437
I'll stall for you.

1170
00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:18,520
Good plan, Rodrick.

1171
00:54:18,604 --> 00:54:20,562
And, Frank, help me hide the evidence.

1172
00:54:20,646 --> 00:54:22,020
Susan! Are you crazy?

1173
00:54:22,104 --> 00:54:24,020
We can't engage in a-- a cover-up.

1174
00:54:24,104 --> 00:54:25,771
We gotta tell the police what happened.

1175
00:54:26,354 --> 00:54:29,437
Frank, we are not gonna have
our family's Christmas ruined

1176
00:54:29,521 --> 00:54:31,854
by what was clearly an innocent mistake.

1177
00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:35,187
Um, okay are we-- are we--
are we really doing this?

1178
00:54:37,104 --> 00:54:38,395
I guess we're doing this.

1179
00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:40,312
Start shredding, Rodrick.

1180
00:54:42,896 --> 00:54:45,479
- Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
- [grunts]

1181
00:54:46,771 --> 00:54:48,270
[dispatcher] <i>Last seen wearing a red scarf</i>

1182
00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:51,145
- <i>and red hat.</i>
- [both panting]

1183
00:54:51,229 --> 00:54:52,937
- Guys, hey!
- [Susan pants, screams]

1184
00:54:53,021 --> 00:54:54,895
Guys. Guys!

1185
00:54:54,979 --> 00:54:55,978
Come on!

1186
00:54:56,062 --> 00:54:57,603
- Huh?
- Wha--

1187
00:54:57,687 --> 00:54:58,771
[gulps]

1188
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,646
- Huh?
- It's okay.

1189
00:55:02,396 --> 00:55:03,978
You don't need to do this for me.

1190
00:55:04,062 --> 00:55:05,978
The thing with the snowplow was my fault.

1191
00:55:06,062 --> 00:55:07,646
It's time for me to face the music.

1192
00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:14,604
But if this is the end of the road for me,

1193
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:18,646
I just wanna say
I'm really gonna miss you guys.

1194
00:55:22,229 --> 00:55:23,229
Greg!

1195
00:55:23,729 --> 00:55:26,562
I gotta get
a different pair of snow pants.

1196
00:55:27,104 --> 00:55:28,395
Please be gentle.

1197
00:55:28,479 --> 00:55:29,978
I've got delicate wrists.

1198
00:55:30,062 --> 00:55:31,228
Huh?

1199
00:55:31,312 --> 00:55:33,728
Well, hello, officers.

1200
00:55:33,812 --> 00:55:36,146
What brings you to our house tonight?

1201
00:55:37,479 --> 00:55:38,478
Um...

1202
00:55:38,562 --> 00:55:42,895
Listen, lady,
we've got a bit of a situation here.

1203
00:55:42,979 --> 00:55:49,312
Oh, well, I-I'm sure that this was
just a complete misunderstanding.

1204
00:55:49,396 --> 00:55:50,812
[chuckles]

1205
00:55:50,896 --> 00:55:52,103
Right?

1206
00:55:52,187 --> 00:55:53,603
Uh, right.

1207
00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:56,103
Uh, listen, uh,
with all the snow this week,

1208
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,520
people couldn't go out
to the toy donation bin.

1209
00:55:58,604 --> 00:56:03,062
So, uh, me and my partner volunteered to
go door-to-door to collect unwanted items.

1210
00:56:03,146 --> 00:56:04,146
[Frank, Susan] Oh.

1211
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,395
[all] Oh!

1212
00:56:07,479 --> 00:56:10,312
Well, that's a wonderful idea, officers.

1213
00:56:10,396 --> 00:56:13,687
I'm so sorry we didn't make it to the bin
before tonight.

1214
00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:16,728
Frank, could you run upstairs
and grab those gifts we wrapped?

1215
00:56:16,812 --> 00:56:19,646
Boys, do we have anything else
in the house we could donate?

1216
00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:21,812
Uh...

1217
00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:25,479
Actually, I have something
that would be perfect.

1218
00:56:26,021 --> 00:56:29,021
But can I ask you officers for a favor?

1219
00:56:38,521 --> 00:56:40,478
[Manny chuckles]

1220
00:56:40,562 --> 00:56:41,895
[Manny imitates car]

1221
00:56:41,979 --> 00:56:42,979
[horn honks]

1222
00:56:43,729 --> 00:56:44,812
[paper rustles]

1223
00:56:44,896 --> 00:56:46,978
Deodorant. Really?

1224
00:56:47,062 --> 00:56:49,187
Santa knows exactly what you need.

1225
00:56:49,271 --> 00:56:50,353
[groans]

1226
00:56:50,437 --> 00:56:51,979
Thanks, Santa.

1227
00:56:53,354 --> 00:56:56,437
I'm sorry you don't have
more to open this year.

1228
00:56:56,521 --> 00:56:58,062
I'm good with what I got.

1229
00:56:58,146 --> 00:57:01,437
The truth is,
I have everything I need right here.

1230
00:57:02,354 --> 00:57:04,103
I'm proud of you, Greg.

1231
00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:08,146
What you did last night was just amazing.

1232
00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:11,854
Yeah, well,
that's what Christmas is all about, right?

1233
00:57:12,354 --> 00:57:13,353
[Manny imitates car]

1234
00:57:13,437 --> 00:57:14,437
Aw, Manny.

1235
00:57:14,521 --> 00:57:16,645
[all laugh]

1236
00:57:16,729 --> 00:57:18,146
[Manny laughs]

1237
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:23,978
{\an8}- [driver laughs, imitates lasers]
- [Tyler groans]

1238
00:57:24,062 --> 00:57:26,353
{\an8}- [driver] Oh! Ah! Nope!
- Come on!

1239
00:57:26,437 --> 00:57:28,270
{\an8}- Come and get me.
- [groans]

1240
00:57:28,354 --> 00:57:30,478
- Now you can't get me 'cause I'm hiding!
- Oh! Yeah!

1241
00:57:30,562 --> 00:57:31,895
- [shouts] You got me.
- Whoo-hoo!

1242
00:57:31,979 --> 00:57:33,062
Thanks, Mom.

1243
00:57:33,146 --> 00:57:36,645
[Greg] <i>So, after everything I went
through, my Christmas wasn't half bad.</i>

1244
00:57:36,729 --> 00:57:38,062
<i>I spent the day with my family,</i>

1245
00:57:38,146 --> 00:57:41,021
<i>and I even had a little time
to tie up some loose ends</i> .

1246
00:57:43,604 --> 00:57:44,896
- [lid closes]
- Good riddance.

1247
00:57:46,646 --> 00:57:49,854
<i>And in case you're thinking I went soft
by giving up my present,</i>

1248
00:57:50,396 --> 00:57:54,562
<i>let me just say that a new video game
system comes out every year.</i>

1249
00:57:54,646 --> 00:57:58,812
<i>And next time around, I won't have
anyone looking over my shoulder.</i>

1250
00:57:58,896 --> 00:58:01,271
<i>So I'm a lock
for having my Christmas dreams come true.</i>

1251
00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:04,770
<i>I just hope nobody hears about everything
that happened to my family</i>

1252
00:58:04,854 --> 00:58:07,437
<i>and turns it into one of those
corny holiday specials,</i>

1253
00:58:08,104 --> 00:58:11,687
<i>'cause that would be, like,
my worst nightmare.</i>

1254
00:58:15,854 --> 00:58:18,979
- [thunderclap]
- [laughs]

1255
00:58:30,687 --> 00:58:33,604
["Santa Never Sleeps" playing]

1256
00:58:35,521 --> 00:58:37,187
[chorus vocalizing]

1257
00:58:53,354 --> 00:58:57,103
[singer 1] <i>♪ You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1258
00:58:57,187 --> 00:59:01,187
<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad
Then you're in trouble deep ♪</i>

1259
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:05,228
<i>♪ So don't step out of line
No matter what you do ♪</i>

1260
00:59:05,312 --> 00:59:09,353
<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

1261
00:59:09,437 --> 00:59:13,228
<i>♪ You might try a little misbehavin' ♪</i>

1262
00:59:13,312 --> 00:59:17,228
<i>♪ To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

1263
00:59:17,312 --> 00:59:21,395
<i>♪ But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning ♪</i>

1264
00:59:21,479 --> 00:59:24,896
<i>♪ Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there ♪</i>

1265
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:29,270
<i>♪ Your friend Santa Claus
Is hoping you won't fail ♪</i>

1266
00:59:29,354 --> 00:59:33,479
<i>♪ 'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail ♪</i>

1267
00:59:33,979 --> 00:59:35,353
<i>♪ Fa, la, la ♪</i>

1268
00:59:35,437 --> 00:59:39,978
<i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1269
00:59:40,062 --> 00:59:43,478
[chorus] <i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1270
00:59:43,562 --> 00:59:45,312
[vocalizing]

1271
00:59:47,521 --> 00:59:51,478
<i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1272
00:59:51,562 --> 00:59:53,396
[vocalizing]

1273
01:00:11,562 --> 01:00:15,270
[singer 1] <i>♪ Be good round Christmastime
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1274
01:00:15,354 --> 01:00:19,145
<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad
You're in trouble deep ♪</i>

1275
01:00:19,229 --> 01:00:23,187
<i>♪ So don't step out of line
No matter what you do ♪</i>

1276
01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:27,353
<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

1277
01:00:27,437 --> 01:00:31,228
<i>♪ You might try a little misbehavin' ♪</i>

1278
01:00:31,312 --> 01:00:35,228
<i>♪ To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

1279
01:00:35,312 --> 01:00:39,395
<i>♪ But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning ♪</i>

1280
01:00:39,479 --> 01:00:42,896
<i>♪ Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there ♪</i>

1281
01:00:43,396 --> 01:00:47,270
<i>♪ Some say Santa Claus
Can look right in your soul ♪</i>

1282
01:00:47,354 --> 01:00:51,478
<i>♪ And right now all that he can see
Is one black lump of coal ♪</i>

1283
01:00:51,562 --> 01:00:53,978
- <i>♪ Santa Claus ♪</i>
- [singer 2] <i>♪ Santa Claus ♪</i>

1284
01:00:54,062 --> 01:00:55,437
[singer 1] <i>♪ Fa, la, la ♪</i>

1285
01:00:55,521 --> 01:01:00,145
[all] <i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1286
01:01:00,229 --> 01:01:03,353
[chorus] <i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1287
01:01:03,437 --> 01:01:04,437
[music ends]